i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day
honestly i think i’d start crying if someone told me i have an all expense paid shopping spree
i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay
greetings, friend, i am an adult male in a homosexual relationship.