May 2012
Today at musical practice:
- Guy: Are you single?
- Me on the outside: ...yeah...
- Me on the inside: 5EVER ALONE
- Guy: Good because I have a cousin that'd be perfect for you. He's 6 but other than that.. (He's joking)
- Me: ~le insert awkward chuckle
“We ignore what the Bible says about slavery because the Bible got slavery wrong. …If the Bible got the easiest moral question that humanity has ever faced wrong, slavery. What are the odds that the Bible got something as complicated as human sexuality wrong? 100 percent.”
—Dan Savage - Conservative Groups Accuse Dan Savage Of ‘Bullying’ After He Highlights Their Hypocrisy (via abaldwin360)
BITCHES BE CRAZY →
news.yahoo.com
This dentist is facing up to 3 years in prison, because when her ex came to see her for a toothache she removed all of his teeth
“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard’ and decided to take all his teeth out.”
Nothing says “I’m an abusive psychopath” quite like that, eh?
- Rashad: Slowly questioning your gender.
- Zoheb: I have a gf doe.
- Rashad: Lesbehonest.
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.